Comments on: Facebook Haikus – Swine Flu

By: natacha pierre

natacha pierre — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 04:32:17 +0000

i know im late in submitting…but i was bored: swine flu haikus

Is that what it’ll take
For us to practice hygiene?
“Bring it on,” I say!

The pigs are teaching
And we must heed the truth:
Swine – is BAD for you.

A vast pandemic
That good hygiene can erase
Will never die off!

How can I complain?
Swine flu equals vacation
Ce–lebrate good times!!!!

H1N1…What?
Let’s not get worked up in this.
It’s just a flu strain.

~ Aureli — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 07:39:36 +0000

ha…thanks Duane

Duane — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:48:17 +0000

Told you do not eat
Rolled eyes at the word “unclean”
demons cast, now flu’s vast!

~ Aureli — Fri, 01 May 2009 05:24:06 +0000

black man president /
haha, when pigs fly /
BAM! now we see, ‘swines flew’

(get it…’swines flew’)